Personal Bear Trainer: Okay. Now we're going to do this exercise. (Imagine an incredibly fit, barely twenty something, cub demonstrating an exercise that involves a significant amount of jumping). If this exercise makes you need to use the bathroom too bad, we'll quit.
Filter Switches to ON.
Mama Bear: Oh. Okay. (Then does said exercises)
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Personal Bear Trainer: Okay. Now we're going to do this exercise. (Imagine an incredibly fit, barely twenty something, cub demonstrating an exercise that involves a significant amount of jumping). If this exercise makes you need to use the bathroom too bad, we'll quit.
Filter Switched in OFF position.
Mama Bear: Huh? Just HOW old do you think I am? Do I look like someone that pees herself? Huh, do I? Look around the room, buddy. I'm younger than most of the people around here by a GOOD decade or two. No tinkle problems here buddy. No-sir-ee. I have FULL bladder control thankyouverymuch. In fact, I'm going to do twenty more of these just to prove to you how continent I am. Ask me if I pee my pants, nuh-uh. What has this world gone to. Do I really look that old? Huh? Seriously, I'm making that appointment with the plastic surgeon sooner versus later. Humph. The nerve. (Then does said exercises)
Lucky for EVERYONE it was one of those very rare moments where the filter was actually ON.
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