The Holidays are stressful on everyone, but none more so than The Four Bears family pet. He's been known to be very naughty during The Holidays, and has often received only a lump of coal as a present. There was one particularly bad Christmas where he ate: a pan of brownies, a cookie sheet worth of gingerbread men, several ornaments, a doggie carrying case (not his), a doggie brush (not his), a pecan pound cake AND multiple pieces of the cake stand he broke in his attempt to liberate the pound cake.
Clearly, he has unresolved issues surrounding The Holidays. But a little doggie Prozac and aging seemed to work in our favor the past few years.
Until this year:
Yep. That is (what's left of) the Virgin Mary from our "Little People" Manger. He'll be receiving another large lump of coal in his stocking for sure. And from the looks of it, he will be going to Hell as well.
After Jack ate my Bible, hell was imminent. However, after a quick trip to the church for the Blessing of the Animals, I feel somewhat certain he could be saved. Perhaps Kosmo can be blessed or he will have a friend in hell. :) Mindy
ReplyDeleteWell, this is random, but where can I find a LP manger set? One not marred by your sick and twisted dog, that is. :)
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Oh, poor Mary. She needs her own TLC or Discovery Network show! The Family Dog Ate Half My Body!
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